Crash To Desktop – 8/17/2009

Posted by | August 17, 2009

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Gonna Sap Yog SaronTonight, I’d like to take a moment of your time to discuss an issue that affects all of us as gamers. A scourge, in truth, a contagious plague that leaps out to strike down the hale and the innocent without regard. As our gaming becomes more social, more interconnected, the disease will only grow greater in scope. Yes, friends, I speak of one thing; console tards.

You’ve met them. Although their kind breeds in the dank pits …

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Valve, Team Fortress 2, and Hats

Posted by | August 12, 2009

Team Fortress 2 Viking SoldierValve is calling it a classless update for Team Fortress 2, but how can something with so many hats have no class? As we all know, the proper hat, and lots of them, marks a true gentleman of distinction. Those mongrels without a hat to call their own deserve only scorn and ridicule.

Oh, and something about a new map. Some kind of mountain missile base. Whatever. Take a look at these.

Team Fortress 2 Olde Times Ad

Team Fortress 2 Hat Boxing

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