Fallout 3 Nude Mods and Sexy Patches

Posted by | November 15, 2008

I’ve heard it said there are two real drivers for advancing technology; games and porn. So it’s no surprise that when the opportunity comes along for players to mix in porn with their games, they’ll race for the chance like a shore-leaved sailor with a two-for-one coupon to a whorehouse. Given that, here’s a heaping helping of sexy mods and patches for Fallout 3.

Metal Bikini and Lipstick

First up, the girls of Fallout. Let’s just say the wasteland hasn’t been kind on their looks. To help them freshen up, try this Female Makeup Mod. It’s also a real trick to find decent clothes out past the apocalypse, so you might be interested in a Better Underwear Patch, or this Sexy Lingerie Mod to spice up the night life around Megaton.

You can also slip on a Female Pirate Outfit before going of to steal some booty from those Deathclaws.

Don’t forget the mod to Improve Female Textures in Fallout 3, either. A little bit of smoothing and shading does wonders for a girl’s skin tones.

But you’re really here for the nude patch, right? Sure. Oh, they exist, took about ten seconds for someone to make a nudity mod, but they’re a little tricky. Bethesda hasn’t seen fit to release a proper developer kit yet, so patches and mods are really just touch and go. I haven’t tested these patches, and they might not work with your computer. That said, who can resist a gal in some Nude Painspike Armor? You might also be interested in a general Fallout 3 Nude Mod if you’re looking to explore a little more than just the wasteland.

Hopefully, these mods will tide you all over until Bethesda gives the modding community the tools it needs to transform Fallout 3 into a proper cornucopia of pornomachina delight. Ah, games and porn. A truly advanced combination.

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7 Comments so far
  1. […] player community. In case you didn’t notice, we also have a rundown on the current crop of Fallout 3 nude mods and patches. Check it out and spice up your wasteland experience. It should be worth watching to see just what […]

  2. halitus87
    January 30, 2009 4:29 am

    actually based on that pic i think the girls look MUCH better with out this mod

  3. miguel
    February 28, 2009 5:10 pm

    they looked dirty and greasy before, but now there hot……….cool

  4. lololol
    April 28, 2009 3:48 am

    it would be kewl if a porn mod came out

  5. CrazyJ
    November 29, 2010 9:01 pm

    How do I download this stuff?Into a disc?How do i get it on my xbox360 so i can install it?

  6. Sam
    December 24, 2011 12:34 am

    @CrazyJ
    Lol noob, you can’t, only PC gamers can do these things, the only way is to have a J-Tag which will get you banned if you play online.

  7. Aj
    May 27, 2013 7:49 pm

    Holy shit this the best

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