Tag: Helvetica

“First time assimilation subscribers receive bonus energy for six months and free implant upgrades for signing up for lifetime contracts,” the Collective’s chorus boomed over a hidden PA system. “Certain conditions and...

“Lower your shields and prepare to be assimilated.” “Do these guys do customer service work?” Helvetica asked. She thumbed through the various options on the captain’s console. Photon torpedoes: check. Phasers: check. No mute...

“What happens if we get to the bridge and the Captain is…dead?” asked Rocky-Road. Boots shifted on his feet, all of the leather on him creaking. “If sssooo then I nominate Helvetica as Captain. Ssshe’sss most sssenior and...

Ensign Rocky-Road proved to be extremely clumsy with the phaser rifle that Helvetica gave her to defend herself—she couldn’t manage to hold the rifle and her tricorder at the same time. This led to a series of misfires, fumbles,...

By this point, Helvetica had obtained quite the collection of firearms from the various Borg drone’s in the corridors. Her armament now consisted of a multitude of pistols and rifles–entirely disruptors and phasers. She’d...

The strangely limited spaces to move through continued as Helvetica was forced to ride the turbolift repeatedly to walk down eerily similar corridors–however, unlike before, said corridors were filled with target dummies...

The USS Oxford was an aging Miranda-class starship berthed out of the Sol system with a distinguished record of service. Her angular lines spoke of an era long past when starships were built for function over...

The mouse arrow traversed the screen slowly, like a prowling cat maneuvering into position. It avoided the Microsoft Word icon, skirted World of Warcraft and Diablo 3, although it did hover briefly near Five Nights at Freddy’s...