Dreaming Tentacles and the Majesty of Colors

Posted by | December 29, 2008

It’s been a while since I’ve had a chance to write about tentacled abyssal horrors from the pelagian depths, which is why the flash game I Fell In Love With The Majesty Of Colors comes as such a welcome surprise. In this little 8-bit styled adventure, you take on the role of a nameless elder horror from the ocean fathoms who has just recently risen up. Lured to the surface by colourful balloons, you experience your first encounter with humanity and so the game begins.

The controls for Majesty of Colors are simple enough, just move your mouse about the screen and the creature will stretch forth a tentacle to follow your motions. Click to pick up and hold things like fish and screaming humans. You interact with the game world by picking things up, moving them …


Latest craze, shoe throwing Flash game sells for $7,818

Posted by | December 20, 2008

Sock and AweIn a matter of just four days by way of eBay auction.

This all took hold as an Internet fad when an Iraqi journalist, Muntadar al-Zaidi, lobbed his shoes at US President Bush during a press conference. The poor man has been arrested and reports have it that he has been beaten multipule times by his captors—however, his martyrdom for the Internet has not faded in the least.

Multiple animated GIFs cropped up within twenty-four hours of his arrest and still proliferate on websites.


With a Name Like Robokill, It Has to Be Good

Posted by | November 24, 2008

Sure, we all loved Smash TV, but did you ever get the feeling that the classic trigger-mashing, horde-spewing, meat grinder could use more RPG elements? Like maybe a weapon shop, levels, and items?

The folks down at Rock Solid Arcade sure did, and so they took the gameplay of Smash TV, wrapped it firmly in Descent’s excuse for a plot, and simmered the meaty goodness in a sauce squeezed from Diablo’s item and equipment system. The result is Robokill, an arcade shooter where your character, clad in a mechanical armour suit, runs through endless rooms filled with angry robots and transforms them into empty rooms filled with craters.

The controls are simple; move with the standard WASD keys, point your mouse at something to sling your guns that way, and then press the mouse button to shoot. …