Fallout 3: Mothership Zeta DLC. Aliens, Rayguns, August 3rd
It always comes down to aliens, doesn’t it? What else would you expect from a 50′s-themed B-movie of a game? The latest downloadable content package for Fallout 3 is called Mothership Zeta, and we’ve got some video to show you. Gaze upon the trailer!
How about some Fallout 3 Mothership Zeta screenshots and concept art? Courtesy of Bethesda and the internet.
Wasteland Fashion with Fallout 3 Armor, Clothing, and Sexy Mods
I really do love Fallout 3, and not just because random dismemberment puts a smile on my face. It’s all about the custom work, the community mods, the great things that people put into the game just because. And nothing say “just because” better than a full line of fashions for the post-nuclear wasteland wanderer.
Listen, let’s be honest here. The game? A cakewalk. The ending? Sucktastic. So what keeps people coming back to Fallout 3? Why, it’s the best Pretty Princess Dress-Me-Up game on the market. Thanks to the modding community, there’s no end to the ways you can dress up (or down…) your lethal Barbie doll as you scour the lands of all who dare stand against your harsh and unstoppable will. So in that spirit, let me present some of the coolest clothing mods you’ll ever …
Better Vaults and Bunkers — Fallout 3 Housing Mods
Everyone has to live somewhere, even in video games. Give people total control over what they can do and build in a video game, and you’ll get porn, lots of porn. But the second thing people are going to get working on is player housing.
Mostly to store their video game porn collections.
Fallout 3 is no exception to this rule, and while the game itself offers two fine little hovels to while away the apocalypse in, that’s just not enough for those who desire more in life than a hole out of the rain. We’re talking style, design, wall art, and a comfy bed that isn’t hopping with lice like those ruins down near Megaton.
Take a look at this collection of unique and interesting lairs for your wasteland wanderer, all courtesy of …
Fallout 3 DLC The Pitt Trailer and Dev Blog
The merry folks at Bethesda have continued to expand the Fallout 3 universe with downloadable content, such as the Operation: Anchorage package, and now the upcoming addition, The Pitt. Set in the ruins of Pittsburgh, on the soil of the grand ol’ US of A, this expansion focuses on the struggle between the masters of this reborn city and those who live amongst its rusted shadows.
There will be industrial meatsaws.
Jeff Gardiner, the senior producer on the project, also took the time to post a dev diary on the experience of getting the Fallout DLC packs into the grasping and dirty hands of the Fallout community. Apparently, you can also blame him for the Oblivion horse armour disaster. The diary is over here, at Bethesda’s site.
While I’m all for developers …
New Nude Mods and Sexy Clothing Patches for Fallout 3 — GECK Edition
Bethesda has finally released the dev tools for Fallout 3, the Garden of Eden Creation Kit, or GECK. The name takes us back to the heady days of Fallout 2, while the tools themselves take us into a future filled with pornomachina. It’s one of the cardinal rules of such things that if you give people vast powers of creation the first thing they’ll do is strap huge cocks over everything. Once that’s run its course, the more productive among the unruly masses will buckle down and get to cranking out the porn.
The GECK has been available for a bit over a week now, so the first faltering attempts at Fallout 3 nude patches and clothing swaps have been replaced by a more skillful selection of nude patches and sexy mods. So …
Bethesda Releases the GECK Editor for Fallout 3
Just in time for the holidays, Bethesda has given us a grand present in the form of their Garden of Eden Creation Kit, or GECK, the development editor for Fallout 3. With these tools in their grubby little hands, the Fallout mod community will have untold power over the wasteland and what lies hidden among the crumbled ruins of Fallout 3. While in theory the GECK editor holds the promise of new campaigns, fan-made storylines and adventures, and so on, what it really means is porn. Lots and lots of 3D, scripted, animated porn.
Over here at Vox, we’re going to wait a week or so for things to filter out, then we’ll update you on all the Furry, Naruto slashfic, and Gorean mods the internet will most certainly excrete.
You can get ahold of the GECK editor over here at Bethesda’s site. …
Fallout 3 Editor Coming Down the Pipe
Bethesda announced plans today to release their Fallout 3 editor, named GECK, to the general public as a free download. Scheduled for a December release, the GECK will allow players to modify data, create new dialog, raise up buildings, and infest their games with unforgivable porn. The Fallout 3 editor will be a free download.
Also, coming out around January, Bethesda will unveil Operation: Anchorage, the first downloadable expansion for Xbox and Windows. You can find the entire announcement on Bethesda’s Fallout 3 site.
As always, we here at Vox Ex Machina will keep you informed the most interesting and vile mods that spew forth from the Fallout player community. In case you didn’t notice, we also have a rundown on the current crop of Fallout 3 nude mods and patches. Check it out and spice up your wasteland experience. It should …
Fallout 3 Nude Mods and Sexy Patches
I’ve heard it said there are two real drivers for advancing technology; games and porn. So it’s no surprise that when the opportunity comes along for players to mix in porn with their games, they’ll race for the chance like a shore-leaved sailor with a two-for-one coupon to a whorehouse. Given that, here’s a heaping helping of sexy mods and patches for Fallout 3.
First up, the girls of Fallout. Let’s just say the wasteland hasn’t been kind on their looks. To help them freshen up, try this Female Makeup Mod. It’s also a real trick to find decent clothes out past the apocalypse, so you might be interested in a Better Underwear Patch, or this Sexy Lingerie Mod to spice up the night life around …
Fallout 3 — Holy Jumping Deathclaws, it’s Good!
Before we get into this I’d just like to say that any slack-jawed moron who seriously uses the phrase “Oblivion with guns” is a filthy cockmongler who needs his priorities re-adjusted with a steel pipe. You can figure out where I stand in the Great Fallout Debate from there.
So now Bethesda’s desecration of the great Fallout lineage is on the shelves and word has filtered down the street. It’s good. Great, even, a shiny syringe filled with poison to kill any productivity you might have been planning in the next week or two. At least, if you bought the console version. And didn’t pre-order.
The pre-order crowd once again has taken a well-deserved ass reaming for being stupid enough to give a company their money well in advance while locking themselves into a single retail outlet as the sole source of their gaming heroin. Why …
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