Listen, let’s be honest here. The game? A cakewalk. The ending? Sucktastic. So what keeps people coming back to Fallout 3? Why, it’s the best Pretty Princess Dress-Me-Up game on the market. Thanks to the modding community, there’s no end to the ways you can dress up (or down…) your lethal Barbie doll as you scour the lands of all who dare stand against your harsh and unstoppable will. So in that spirit, let me present some of the coolest clothing mods you’ll ever see in Fallout 3.

Zero Suit Samus
Yep. Skin-tight body suit, big gun, high tech. I’d be more surprised if it wasn’t here, really. Grab the Mantis Zero Suit Samus mod and get to hunting those bounties.

Sexy Nurse Bikini and Hat
Because someone has to administer those stimpaks, and they might as well look good while doing it. A fine choice for Clover, say… This sexy nurse costume goes great with the more popular Fallout 3 nude mods, and would make for an excellent centerpiece in those pornomachina YouTube movies you record for your private channel. Get it here.

Chain Domina Armour
Speaking of Clover, sometimes you just have to put those nasty little wastelanders in their place. How better to do so than with this sexy and stunning outfit? Power doesn’t just stem from the barrel of a gun; there’s something to be said about a tight corset, black heels, and leather leggings.

Personal Defense Business Suit
We all want to look our best, but that’s just so tough these days what with all those hooligans out there trying to ventilate you through with their nailbats and assault rifles and such. Fear not! Now you too can own a business suit capable of taking the worst the wasteland can dish out. You’ll never need to worry about inconvenient bullet holes ruining those important meetings again. Oh, and you get some kind of player housing, too, but the suit’s the thing, right? Have at it.

American Patriot Suit
So it’s not the most tasteful suit around…but they’ll see your good ol’ American pride coming from miles away! A good choice if you like to roam the wastelands carting artillery for a sidearm. A great choice if you like to hang out with Eulogy Jones and his crew. Freedom comes in your size, patriot.

Persona and Secret Outfits
I’d be remiss in my duties if I didn’t mention these outfits, even if they’re not exactly lore-friendly. The Persona and Secret suits are among the most popular outfits in the modding community, and with good reason. Nice lines, good attention to detail, and they’re great for photo shoots and scenes. A must-have for the Fallout 3 nude mod crowd, especially if you want to get the most out of those new body types you just installed. Take a look for yourself.

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