GIFT is the short form of John Gabriel’s Greater Internet Jerkward Theory, only replace “Jerk” with some other word. This theory proposes that the combination of anonymity and an audience turns normal people into total monsters. So far as evidence for this theory goes, one could scarcely do better than the Xbox LIVE community. This sprawling mass of hostile chaos must be managed, and managed it is, by the LIVE Code of Conduct Enforcement Team. Stephen Toulouse served as the head of this august bulwark against the corrosion of the internet for a full five years, which is a feat beyond the power of mortal man. Care to hear what he has to say about the good fight? Ars Technica has the story.