And yes, I did kill someone for kicking my dog. I’m glad he was a bandit – otherwise I’d have had to give a lot of money to the stupid temple of light to stay good.

And while it IS tempting to leave the whiney b****y people in the slavers’ cages, really, if you’re going to be good, let them out. Otherwise you don’t get the renown so you aren’t famous.

Oh, and remember, your dog can be taught to pee on people. Just don’t do it with no one else around, or you’ll want to kick the mutt yourself.