A brief glance at this website will tell you I’m no marketing director, but even random internet scum like myself can tell when your carnival barker just blew a lot of money shouting through his megaphone at a dog. Which brings us to Saints Row the Third, a deserved sequel to the well-loved Saints Row 2. Over here is the television commercial the boys at THQ decided to run. It features some old guy and a douchebag stoner moaning out “Play Saints Roooooooow” like zombies with a console fetish, all mixed in a montage of non sequitur. Maybe three seconds of gameplay footage? Maybe?

This is the commercial they should have run.